The "I Don't Care" Threading Beast - For When Your Hormones Don't Either

Listen up, gorgeous disaster queens - menopause brought you chin whiskers that could rival a billy goat, and we're here for it. While your estrogen packed its bags and left without notice, your facial hair decided to throw a party and invite ALL its friends.

This isn't your grandmother's tweezers (though let's be real, she probably had better facial hair game than us). Our threading tornado yanks out multiple hairs faster than you can say "hot flash," because who has time to pluck individual hairs when you're busy having an existential crisis about whether that's sweat or just Tuesday?

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Why you'll love this bad boy:

• Roots-deep removal - We're talking full eviction notice, not just a gentle "please leave"
• 10 sanitary thread replacements - Because hygiene matters, even when everything else is falling apart
• Portable AF - Fits in your purse next to your emergency fan and hormone supplements
• Works on face AND neck - Target that whole "beard situation" you've got brewing
• Purple and fabulous - Because if you're going to wage war on unwanted hair, do it in style

Perfect for those delightful moments when you catch yourself in the car mirror and wonder when you became part werewolf.

Bundle with ANY other "I Don't Care" item and save big - because let's face it, if menopause taught you one thing, it's that you need ALL the help you can get.

Warning: May cause sudden urges to text your ex and tell them about your new facial hair removal prowess. We are not responsible for drunk threading sessions or the confidence boost that follows.